Frequently Asked Questions

and Typical Answers

  

   
About Magazines
    

      

Question:  My favorite magazine is ****.  Why haven't you indexed it
yet?




Ans. We don't like **** and may never get around to indexing
that stinker!




Or, if you don't like that answer:




Ans. We have started indexing ****, but we plan to wait
until we have more than just a few issues indexed before we
make this part of our work public.  Check back in a few weeks.




Ans.  We have only been working on this project for a couple of
years now and have many magazines and book series to survey yet.  Patience
is a virtue.  It also does not hurt to let us know which ones we have
neglected that you consider to be important, because then we can 
move them up to the head of the list of things to do next.



    
  


































  

  
About Writers
    

      

Question: My favorite writer is ****. Why haven't you provided a
homepage for **** yet?




Ans. Who?  We never heard of ****. Must not be important.




Ans. We are working on a homepage for **** right now.  Check back
tomorrow.




Ans. We have only been working on this project for a couple of
years now and have many writers and artists to survey yet.  Patience is
a virtue.  It also does not hurt to let us know which ones we have
neglected that you consider to be important, because then we can
move them up to the head of the list.


    
  


































  

  
About Facts
    

      

Question: You have a homepage for my favorite *** ****, but you 
did not get the facts straight about ****.  Are you idiots or what?




Ans. We welcome constructive criticism and would love to incorporate
your information since it is obviously better than ours.




Ans. We occasionally make mistakes on purpose to see if our
audience is awake.  Glad to see that you were.




Ans. We have only been working on this project for a couple of years
now and guess we must conclude that we were in fact idiots to try it.



    
  


































  

  
About E-mail
    

      

Question: I have an urgent need to contact **** ****.  Do you
know the e-mail address of **** ****?




Ans. Yes, we know the e-mail address of **** **** and it is
posted for all to see on the page devoted to **** **** elsewhere on this
site.  Look down at the bottom of the page.




Ans. Yes, **** **** is a close friend of ours and we know how to 
reach **** **** by e-mail.




Ans. Yes, we know the e-mail address but **** **** has specifically
asked us not to forward it to persons with an urgent need for it.




Ans. Yes, we know the e-mail address of **** ****, but **** ****
gave us a list of people not to forward the address to and your name was
on the list!




Ans. It is widely known that **** **** is a technophobe who writes
all stories in pencil on papyrus and who was long thought to be 
a suspect in the Unabomber investigation.  It is doubtful whether **** ****
has electricity and therefore extremely unlikely that e-mail will be
easily received by **** ****.




Ans. No, actually we do not know the e-mail address of **** ****.
But try instead some of the e-mail addresses we do know.


    
  














































  

  
About Time
    

      
Question: Aren't you finished yet?!  It's about time!




Ans: Time this!


    
  















  

    

      
About magazines


About writers


About facts


About e-mail


About time